
When Joe found himself in prison over a crime he didn't commit, he knew he had only two choices to make. Either to remain the good guy he had always been, which unfortunately was what landed him in prison, or to allow the injustice meted to him to bring out the bad boy in him.
Trust me, if Joe had chosen the latter option, we wouldn't blame him that much considering how badly he had been treated over the years.
We all know the story. It’s a popular story. Joe’s only crime was daring to dream big, and the second was being excited enough to share his dreams with his treacherous brothers.
So expectedly, his brothers got jealous, plotted to kill him, but later changed their mind and sold him into slavery... And Joe found himself in Potiphar’s house as a slave.
But surprisingly, he made a decision to forget all that had happened and move on with his life. And that was exactly what he did.
And for a while, it seemed like Joe had got his life back until his master’s wife framed him up. And Joe landed in prison over a crime he didn't commit.
But really, what is it with Joe and misfortune, you may ask.
But in the face of all of these, Joe, surprisingly, remained the good guy he had always been. I don’t know how he was able to pull that off, because instead of being resentful, we saw a jovial Joe right inside the prison.
He was everybody’s friend, giving out helping hand to anybody who ever needed one. Everyone loved Joe, and Joe loved everyone.
But one day, something interesting happened. It was a hot afternoon. Joe was struggling to catch some sleep when this rough-looking inmate ran to him and said he needed some help. He was breathing heavily.
Joe in his usual manner jumped up from where he lay and beckoned on the anxious-looking guy to spill the bean.
“I had this dream yesterday night. It was a strange dream. I heard you can play around with dreams. Can you bail me out?” he asked.
“Why not?” Joe said. “Tell me the dream, and I will unpack it for you” Joe continued.
The dream was narrated to Joe, and he masterfully unraveled it.
“In 3 days’ time, you will be restored back to your position as the chief butler in the King’s palace. That’s the meaning of your dream” Joe explained.
Dude was excited. He hugged Joe. He kissed him. And he was about bowing before him when Joe quickly stopped him.
“Hey, listen man”, Joe said. “I don’t need all of these from you. I just need one favour.”
“I swear to my god, I will do anything for you. Just name it” the guy replied.
“Mention me to the king when you get out there. Tell him about me, my misery and my misfortunes. And ask him to have mercy on me.” Joe pleaded.
And the guy swore again for the second time that he will do anything for Joe.
Three days later, just like Joe had interpreted, his new-found friend was released from the prison.
As the prison warden was leading his friend away on that day, Joe ran to him and reminded him again to mention him to the king. The guy swore for the third time that he would do anything for Joe.
And so he was released from prison and was restored back to his position as the chief butler in the king’s palace.
Joe was excited that very soon he would be mentioned to the king, and he would be released from prison.
But little did he know that “very soon” would soon become so many years, because the guy who swore to him three times that he would mention him to the king, totally forgot that he ever existed.
Poor Joe! His misfortune seemed to have no end.
But to be honest with you, Joe caused this latest misfortune. And I will prove it to you.
For goodness sake, people don’t remember facts. People remember stories. Science has proven to us that the human mind is hardwired to remember stories.
And what did Joe give to the guy? Fact or story? He gave him bare fact.
Now let’s look at what Joe said to him- “Mention me to the king when you go out there.” That’s fact. And guess what? The guy simply did what people do with facts-he forgot it.
You may be wondering what this has got to do with you and your business. I will tell you.
Joe represents that businessman or woman who goes everywhere, whether offline or online, giving out business cards; telling people-I’m a lawyer, I’m a business consultant, I’m a fashion designer, I do this, I do that. They do all of these so that people can remember them when their services are needed and put a call across to them.
But all of those are facts, and nobody is going to remember them, or as much as they should. They may swear to you 3 times just like they swore to Joe. But guess what? They will equally forget you just like Joe was forgotten.
Now, let me even ask you. How many times have people called you to bring business to you simply because you gave them your business cards or even mentioned to them what you do? I'm sure that whatever your answer is definitely is not a good scorecard
And what’s the implication of that for you? No business, no referrals, because the people who were supposed to bring business and referrals to you don't even remember you.
Why? Because you only gave them facts. And people don’t remember facts. What do they remember? Stories!
I will give you an example. Let’s say you are in a networking event and you got talking with someone, and the person asks- “So what do you do?”
What most people will say is-
“Well, I’m a Housekeeping Consultant.”
Now that’s fact. And I will tell you two things wrong with it. First off, chances are that the person you are talking to does not understand what you really do as a Housekeeping Consultant. And that's a problem.
And secondly, even if they understand, the chances of the person remembering you when there is a need for your services to give you a call or refer a client to you has been drastically reduced because facts don’t stick. And remember- Stories are remembered 22 times more than facts.
So instead of just saying- “I am a Housekeeping Consultant.” Or even- “I am a Housekeeping Consultant, I help you cater for your domestic chores.” Here is what you can say when asked what you do-
And so the person asks you- "So what do you do?"
And you will reply thus-
“Let’s say you must have had a very busy weekday as a result of too much work ranging from paper works, meetings, attending to clients etc.
It could also be that throughout the week you even missed the chance of eating a proper home-cooked meal or had the time to tidy your house due to how tight your schedule had been.
Now the weekend is here. You are trying to rest. But at the same time, you are also trying to figure out how you will go about doing all the house chores and still go to the market to cook yourself a good meal. That’s not a too pleasant situation.
But imagine for a second that there is a way out. Imagine that I appeared like a genie and tell you to take your time to rest that I will take care of all those chores for you, how will you feel? Excited?
Well, that’s exactly what I do as a House Keeping Consultant. I help you cater for your domestic chores while you focus on resting and enjoying yourself.”
Now, of all the three, which do you think will be better understood and remembered more? Who do you think will get the call when that service is needed? You keep the answer to yourself.
All I'm saying is-Don’t be like Joe. Incorporate Unique Brand Stories(UBS) in your marketing in order to stay memorable and keep the orders coming.
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