Published August 20, 2018 by with 0 comment

HOW TO BUILD A BUSINESS AS AN IDIOT



You stopped by her kiosk to buy bean balls, and got angry because she delayed in attending to you. "Answer me!" You yelled at her. But she responded, "It's turn by turn ma." "Am I the one you're talking to that way, you dirty thing?" You yelled again at her. She looked at you and smiled, turned away and called one of the girls. "Go to the car and get me my hand bag." Minutes later, she stretched her hand towards you, holding a small card. "Call me." She said.

My sister, in reality, na you dirty pass. You are one of the idiots this post is meant for. Learn from those who get their fingers dirty while making six figures monthly. They understand Systems and Structures, but you don't know what they mean. Na who dirty pass?

I was a friend to a family. The mother runs a small business till date, selling bean balls and other fries. I was thrilled to know that she sold a big bag of beans in three to four days. You can find out how many she sold monthly working from 2p.m. to midnight. How many figures do you think she makes?

You have noticed those guys who build kiosks along busy junctions, selling puff-puff? Don't wonder if they make good money. I watched an interview with one of such guys on the Island a while back. Believe me, a profit of 5k daily is not a bad idea. He was asked if he planned expanding his business. He said he was already pulling up a deal with a microfinance bank. So bros, what are you wondering about? Frying puff-puff kë? Sidoun dier make trousers dey wië you!

The CEO of a company walked into a Barber's shop for a hair cut. After the hair cut, the barber started cleaning the man's ear with cotton bud. And then used warm water to wash the man's head before applying anti dandruff cream. At the end of the service, the barber said, 'your money is #500.00 sir.' The man handed him #1,000.00 note and walked away happy and satisfied. Why did the man do that? The After-Hair-Cut-Service was beyond what he expected. After sales service is important if you want to grow your business.

Do you even know what your passion is? Most people refer to their hobby as their passion. And that is an grave mistake that constantly gives you the backseat in the realm of things. Your passion is what you love to do even if you are not being paid. The best way to start a business is to build a business around your passion.

"But my passion nah to dey talk nah? How talk talk wan take turn to business?" Don't worry. You are one of the idiots this post is meant for. "Fela Durotoye" likes talking, and he makes hell of money from talk talk. You can look for him, and ask him how!

...hand don dey pain me! I go continue anoda day.

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